piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks
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hiyaimkyra:

those accounts that have really good usernames but haven’t used their account in like 3 years 

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cknd:

Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction.

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luxvriously:

If youre starting school today and really nervous, anxious, scared - please take some deep breaths and tell yourself it will be okay. That helped me get through high school - constantly reminding myself that it was almost over and making myself go through it. I tried really hard and made it out alive so you’ll be okay ! I promise

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

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badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

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theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

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